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proficient

He was very proficient in his task.
proficient by Larstait November 15, 2003

pooficiency 

You are an efficient poo-er, you are able to be done in about 2 minutes when most others poo at a leisurely pace
Wow, my pooficiency is so impressive, so much more time for Netflix!
pooficiency by poo-minator March 11, 2015

pooficient 

one who poops while doing other tasks.
Greg is the most pooficient person I've ever met! I mean just today he closed out a contract, approved all the back-logged changes, and gave me directions to the client all while taking a poop!
pooficient by biigsnook July 22, 2016

Pooficiency 

When you are very regular and can get all your business done for the day in a relatively short window of time.
Dave has a high level of pooficiency. He can easily knock out 3 before 10 am and be done for the day. He's extremely pooficient.
Pooficiency by DurtyDetoxx January 17, 2024

Toking Proficient 

adj - to be skilled at managing a comfortable level of cannabis relations in life

verb - to partake in such a manner as listed above
Janet's been meditating and working on art really well lately; she appears toking proficient.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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