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a more compact word for facetiousness. used only by pretentious intellectuals who make up words that sound good but don't exist according to the dictionary, and ironicists that mock the aforementioned pretentious intellectuals, but only because they used the word, looked it up and saw it did not exist, and redacted it to save their ass.
Betwixt; your faciety is appallingly discourteous -- i might beseech you that you show some respectful austerity.
faciety by aestrivex January 26, 2010
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Fanxiety 

The stress you feel when your favorite fandom crushes all your hopes and dreams.
I had such bad fanxiety after George R.R. Martin offed my favorite character that I couldn't sleep for a week.
Fanxiety by Rydetector June 18, 2016
Also facexit, faceit, facebook-exit. Social network trend inspired by people who don’t have shit to do with facebook anymore, and they decided unanimously to leave facebook for good.
I just shot the mf facebook down.
- I quit last month, good luck with your facexit!
facexit by itsplatabroh January 13, 2019

fangxiety 

What Clarita Haast experienced whenever her famous snake-milker husband, Bill, worked with all of his scaly slithery predator-reptiles.
It's amazing how cool-nerved Bill Haast seemed to be while working around all of those lethal snakes; most people would have been beside themselves with fangxiety!
fangxiety by QuacksO February 11, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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