The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.
by A concerned citizen of February 15, 2007
The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.
by ihavenopseudonym April 5, 2011
craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.
by Loyalservant563 November 13, 2007
Verb: the act of liking your own status or pictures on Face Book just to gain higher 'like' numbers, or in a sad act of self approval.
Look at him, he's faceturbating again, i think thats a bit sad.
or
She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.
or
She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.
by Dann C July 11, 2012
The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.
by chavegeek January 24, 2009
I was caught faceturbating to profile pictures of the hot asian with the big booty and nice titties.
by I'm erect right now aren't you June 29, 2011
Johnny: Feeling lonely tonight, think it's a good time for a little faceturbation..
*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*
*mom comes in*
Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN
Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?
*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*
*mom comes in*
Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN
Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?
by pinkzeppelin09 December 19, 2011