Facegamer

Noun:

A person who plays one or more of the game applications on Facebook. Usually these people become very annoying with their constant game posts about what they need for their Farm, Fish, Mafia, Pets, etc. Such players also tend to spam inboxes with game invites and so called "free gifts".

Joe: "Man, Kate is really annoying me with all her posts. I can't see the important posts on my wall anymore because of her. She has really become a Facegamer"

Kevin: "After being laid-off for a few months, I really became a Facegamer and it kind of sucked to go back to work"

Facegamer by Dayzee0u812 August 9, 2010

Faceterbate 

verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbate to the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.

Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaff burns and a sticky belly buton.

Faceterbate by Billy <3s meghan June 22, 2008

faceterbating 

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.

Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.

faceterbating by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009

FaceTime69 

While 69'ing one partner FaceTime's the other. Each partner holds the phone appropriately so the other can see exactly what they're doing.

"Man, my girlfriend and I did a FaceTime69 the other night, it was awesome! looking into each other's eyes while going down on each other."

FaceTime69 by cunning2627 April 17, 2020

facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.

Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking

facetime fucking by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019

Arbitrary Facetime 

When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.

I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.

Arbitrary Facetime by Barbitrary F. June 27, 2018

FaceTime No iPhone 

1. A basketball term for when you shoot the ball in someone’s mouth.

2. Receiving face from a female.

“Y’all saw that smothered shot, FaceTime no iPhone.”

“Your bitch gave me FaceTime no iPhone.”

FaceTime No iPhone by Theguy615 April 4, 2021