FacePaulm 

A facepalm, but usually done when referring to classic rock. Named after Paul McCartney of The Beatles, the most well known classic rock band.

He FacePaulmed when his girlfriend referred to John Lennon as the drummer of The Who.

You think One Direction is better than Led Zeppelin? *FacePaulm*

FacePaulm by here_comes_the_zeppelin January 6, 2014

facemail 

facemail = (noun or verb) the message or sending of messages through facebook's inbox system (instead of an email program.)

*(spacemail = myspace's message system)

Got to go check my facemail.

I'll facemail you later.

facemail by mythmargaret May 25, 2009

facemail 

The emails you send/receive via Facebook.

I spent all night on facemail with the hot chick I met last week, she is soooooooo dirty, I hope we hook up!

facemail by SFJH September 15, 2007

Facefault

A version of faceplanting, this version being the act of going from standing upright to having one's face planted on or in asphault without any intervening movement or time. This usually happens in anime, particularly after someone does something incredibly naieve or stupid.

Jim: You just went to the third level of stupid.
Bob: There are levels of stupid?
Jim: Yes, you blew right past facepalm and headdesk and went straight to facefault.

Facefault by Alysidhe July 9, 2011

Facemail 

The message that comes in private message via Facebook.

She Facemailed me the directions to the party because she didn't want everyone to know where it was.

Facemail by Jenjosie October 15, 2011

Facemail 

When you tag people you want to shame so they'll do something they should actually do.

I beat the hell out of my own car driving around the state, so I facemailed my boss into providing me with a company car.

Facemail by HigherthanaMile August 27, 2013

facebaulk 

To decide not to comment on or like someone's post because you've been 'liking' a lot of their posts lately and you don't want to look like a stalker.

"You didn't comment on MYkynnnzzziee's pre-kindergarten graduation album!"
"Sorry, I Facebaulked. I'll go 'like' all 345 photos now."

facebaulk by DanglingParticiple January 13, 2014