Facecrime 

“Any caucasian male who displays a smug, arrogant facial expression in the presence of disadvantaged and oppressed minority’s is guilty of face crime. Face crime is a form of hate crime. Those perpetrating this will be held accountable.”

~CNN, MSNBC, ANTIFA, BLM, All leftists media and organizations.

>*Native American comes up close to a bunch of white kids wearing MAGA caps and starts drumming on his instrument*
>Kid smiles
>*TRIGGERED* *FACECRIME* The media mainstreams the second fake news story within a week. The kid gets his life destroyed for committing the Facecrime.

Facecrime by professional_victim January 20, 2019

facecrime 

Noun, using someone else's facebook account while they are away, to write something embarrassing or silly.

The meaning is different, but the word is from George Orwell's 1984. "To wear an improper expression on your face (to look incredulous when a victory was announced, for example) was itself a punishable offence. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: facecrime"

A less-wrong alternative to frape.

User no#1 status: I like boys
User no#2 comment: Haha we knew all along
User no#1 comment: I didnt put that status! FACECRIME!!!!!

facecrime by Constabulator December 29, 2010

facecreep 

-Someone who creeps on facebook.
-The act of creeping someone on facebook.

I was up all night facecreeping.

facecreep by ACERR July 12, 2007

FaceTime69 

While 69'ing one partner FaceTime's the other. Each partner holds the phone appropriately so the other can see exactly what they're doing.

"Man, my girlfriend and I did a FaceTime69 the other night, it was awesome! looking into each other's eyes while going down on each other."

FaceTime69 by cunning2627 April 17, 2020

facecreeping 

Adding people you knew from the past on Facebook so you can stalk them under the pretense of being "friends".

Person A: Did you see Heather is on facebook?

Person B: Yeah, I'm facecreeping her.

facecreeping by SquizzyT May 12, 2009

facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.

Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking

facetime fucking by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019

Arbitrary Facetime 

When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.

I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.

Arbitrary Facetime by Barbitrary F. June 27, 2018