Greek Facebosopher 

Someone, ideally, but not necessarily, of Greek descent who is known among friends as being routinely very philosophical in his or her Facebook posts...even at the risk of making them too lengthy.

Valentina: Angela is always writing these long philosophical posts on Facebook.
Alexander: In her defense, her posts are interesting, and make you think.
Matthew: Yeah, but they're so wordy, I can't always read trough them.
John: Yeah, well, you know, what do you expect, she's just a Greek Facebosopher, after all.

Greek Facebosopher by GreekFacebosopher October 16, 2012

Facelosopher 

One who uses Facebook as a means to covey how enlightened and insightful they are. A facelosopher's statuses are characterized by strong opinions, advice, and phrases they believe will one day be quoted.

Thug 1: "Did you see Chuck's status today talkin' 'bout living righteously and how condoms should be mandatory?"
Thug 2: "Yeah, that fool trippin'. He ain't nothin' but a Facelosopher."

Facelosopher by DaGrango December 8, 2011

faceosphere 

A term being constantly spammed around the internet by a guy with a blog by the same name, who apparently is of the opinion that if he uses this term enough times in enough places, and adds his own "definition" to enough websites, someone other than him may actually use it sometime. Hey wait, his plan just worked!

Kid 1: Dude, what is happening in the faceosphere?
Kid 2: What the hell is a faceosphere?

faceosphere by Hugh Jassmann October 27, 2007

faceolosopher 

People on facebook who like to offer their views on various topics, often atempting to reveal deep truths about humanity but nonetheless appearing vacuous and unoriginal.

Person B, attempting to be a faceolosopher, comments on Person A's comment by stating "We often point out in others what we despise in ourselves," or something equally meaningless.

faceolosopher by Darth Musburger March 20, 2010

faceosphere 

The sum total of all Facebook applications, groups, and blogs.
Similar in usage to the blogosphere, Googlesphere, etc.

The faceosphere is buzzing about the new Bob Dylan Facebook app.

faceosphere by Mark Mayhew January 3, 2009