facebookless
someone who wants a facebook but isn't allowed and instead hacks into friends facebooks and looks for everyone they know facebook and wishes they could read their walls
facebookless by AJ the Awesome! November 8, 2009
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Facebooklexia
When online social networking sites decide to revamp the design of the user interface by flip-flopping the layout just to screw with your head.
Facebooklexia by ScottieBoston February 8, 2010
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Facebooklosipher
John: Did you see Frank's facebook status. It was a poem about his classes
James: Yeah man he is such a facebooklosipher
James: Yeah man he is such a facebooklosipher
Facebooklosipher by Jay Rip April 7, 2009
Facebookness
Facebookness by j bobe October 7, 2009
Facebookies
A term of affection used in salutation or reference to other members or "friends" of members of Facebook, the popular online social networking website.
"Good Morning Facebookies!"
"Whats up my Facebookies?"
"I think LD is amazing! Shes my favorite Facebookie!"
"Whats up my Facebookies?"
"I think LD is amazing! Shes my favorite Facebookie!"
Facebookies by TrapCurtis September 3, 2009
facebooklessness
1. The state in which many foreigners find themselves when they arrive to internet-censored countries such as China.
2. Freedom
2. Freedom
1. "I'm sick of this facebooklessness"
2. "This facebooklessness really got me thinking about 'friends'."
2. "This facebooklessness really got me thinking about 'friends'."
facebooklessness by yizzle-sizzle. April 24, 2011
Facebookenstein
A computer user that spends most of their time gazing into the computer screen looking for Facebook updates. This person is usually afraid of the stove and plays online games with annoying background music.
Dad: "What the heck is wrong with Pookie? She used to hang out in the family room, now she's in her bedroom staring blankly into her laptop."
Random family member: "Oh, she's turned into a Facebookenstein, dad. Can you tell her to mute that thing?"
Random family member: "Oh, she's turned into a Facebookenstein, dad. Can you tell her to mute that thing?"
Facebookenstein by dnafe1 August 29, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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