facebookcentric 

Friend or relative you always see also in "Common friends" section of facebook and you can't figure out how can they possibly know each other.

On facebook everybody knows Alex. Must be Facebookcentric.

facebookcentric by mave73 February 20, 2009

facebookchat 

1. The instant messaging utility on www.facebook.com where friends can talk to one another without the boring tedium of wall posts and status updates.

Please note the this is one word and not two, or even three...

Foster was excited to waste time on facebookchat with Jessie until his shift was over. He would then never talk to her again, EVER. Don't cry.

facebookchat by I'm a Gummibear at heart. June 5, 2010

facebookmotional 

The way someone feels when they think everything their friends post on Facebook, is a shot at them ✋

Calm down! They aren't even talking about you! You always get so facebookmotional when they post anything at all!! Ugh!

facebookmotional by Honeybeestatus August 31, 2018

Facebookmancy 

The practice of predicting the future (e.g relationships) by studying facebook profiles.

I was doing a bit of facebookmancing and I reckon John and Liz are gonna get together at Dave's party next week.

"Did you hear that John and Liz are together?"
"Wow! Craig facebookmanced that ages ago!"

Craig's got into facebookmancy recently, and it turns out he's scarily accurate

Facebookmancy by Simon Canwell June 13, 2008

Facebookemon 

Someone you don't really know , but would like people to think you do.

"Look, Man, I will not be your 'Facebookemon'". (In reply to an unwanted friend request.)

Facebookemon by Beatrice Kiddo March 23, 2009

facebookemia 

when someone posts on facebook that they are sick, so when they have called out sick to work, friends have no choice but to accept the fact that the person is sick

worker 1: But Lisa posted on FB that she's "sick as a dog"

worker 2: Yeah, facebookemia again, the only thing she's sick of is working!

facebookemia by porkzilla August 23, 2011

Facebookemon 

The term used for the collection of people, on your Facebook friends list, that you don’t actually talk to or know in real life. Related to popular tv program and game pokeamon, where the aim is to collect as many diffrent Pocket Monsters as possible.

Dave - "Hey, my friends collection is getting up to two hundred"

Steve - "How many do you really know? go admit it, most of them are Facebookemon"

John - "Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all"

Facebookemon by Tommy L March 12, 2009