facebook potato

When you begin to put off daily activites, going out with friends, errands chores and any other daily routine. to spend all your time hanging out on facebook.

similar to a couch potato

Marshall: hey! where you been? i havent seen you in a while

Karen: yeah i know right . i havent been out in weeks. ive just been a facebook potato.

Marshall: that thing is ruining your life

Karen: Its getting really close lol