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facebook picture 

The typical picture for a new college student, who was a loser in high school, is of them with a beer in their hand. They think they are now cool because they drink beer (they would have in high school, but no one would let them come to their parties).
Look at Jeff. What a fuckin loser that guy was in high school, and now, because his Facebook picture is of himself with a beer in hand, he thinks he's cool. SIKE.
facebook picture by Anakin Vader September 20, 2010

Facebook Picture 

A picture generally posted by a middle age woman. Usually it will have at least 5 different fonts, a character sticker, a religious undertone (or very obvious overtone), maybe a pun, and usually old out of date memes.
"I can't believe your aunt posted that! It's such a Facebook picture!"
"Yeah, the three different fonts and the picture of snoopy really tie it together."
Facebook Picture by Mocah May 21, 2021

Facebookicide 

Removing yourself from facebook. Like a suicide, only online
Jim: how come boris isn't on facebook any more?
Rupert: Think it was a sad case of facebookicide

facebookiction 

The act of posting stupid new words with gay definitions on Urban Dictionary in an attempt to be clever about a common occurrence within Facebook.
Today's facebookiction word of the day is: feedcrap. Feedcrap is my hilarious new word for when there's a bunch of stuff on my feed in Facebook that I don't care about.
facebookiction by sanpaco February 4, 2010

facebookfiction 

Facebookfiction is when u update facebook with a fictional information to cover up a previous lie!!!
Man good thing u posted that facebookfiction to cover up for you whereabouts lastnight!!!
facebookfiction by vinny125125 February 23, 2011

facebookfiction 

A facebook post that needs to be updated to coincide with lies told!!!
Man good thing you you used a little facebookfiction or Karen would have busted you!!
facebookfiction by vinny125125 February 27, 2011