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Facebook Narcissism

The feeling of pride and self-centeredness exhibited when one takes multiple pictures of oneself in the sole purpose of putting a new default of facebook. Also exhibited if the person says things like "SEXY" on their own picture comments. Dead give aways are: (1.) Adding hundreds of random strangers of the opposite sex. (2.) Cussing somebody out on Facebook but not talking to anybody in real life. (3.) Having over 50-75 pictures of themselves, alone, where it was clear they were taking pictures of themselves and have no shame in it. (4.) Updating every single thing they do {I.E. Sittin' on the toilet, ;) haha}
Hold on Doc., before you put me under, I have to update my status to 'Going under the knife LOL.'" "Seriously? You have a major case of Facebook Narcissism.

facebook narcissist 

someone who thinks every time you post or update your status on facebook, it is about him/her.
Steve is a facebook narcissist because every time I update my status on facebook, he believes I am talking about or to him.
facebook narcissist by DeterTX June 15, 2011

Narcissistic Facebook Disorder 

When somebody obsessively trolls the Facebook status updates, comments, photographs, video posts and likes of their Facebook colleagues and manages to interpret every post as having a go at them. This is generally followed by a spate of angry personal messages from any one of their several fake accounts to generate a perception of false support from their 'friends'.
Person 1: "Man, that Meg has posted a photo of her new labrador puppy. Do you think she's hinting that I have breath like a dog?"

Person 2: "Dude, you have Narcissistic Facebook Disorder for sure".
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026