Facebook Flirt

When a individual or group of individuals use "Facebook friends" to find unsuspecting targets for conversation and flirting, but never actually plan on being in a relationship with them. Most look attractive in their profile pic, but only after hours of editing

John: Brian this really cute girl added me yesterday and commented on my pics, she's into me.

Brian: That's wassup man.

4 Weeks Later

John: Do you know that hoe won't answer me in a message or im, and I saw her at this concert and she had ant hills all over her face.

Brian: Really? Sucks man

1 hour later

*John has 20 mutual friends with Kiersten*

Ryan: Hey john you see that hot chick commenting my pics

John: OMG, that Facebook Flirt !

Facebook Flirt by J|C July 15, 2010

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facebook flirting

using facebook to spit game instead of calling or texting because you don't have the other persons digits

I was totally facebook flirting with that guy from class.

facebook flirting by Mindy p April 26, 2009

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facebook flirting

Were u consistently "like" a girl/guys satus on facebook. They then start liking yours. You then leave a few cheeky comments, they start leaving comments on yours. Then u private mail them a pic of your cock/tits...

I totaly hooked up with this girl
Oh wow a real girl, how did u meet
Facebook flirting my friend, facebook flirting

facebook flirting by bobthemagicwizard December 17, 2012

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fakebook flirting

a person that can't get over the past and insists on flirting with ex-school girlfriends whilst happily being in a current facebook relationship with another.

fakebook flirting is pretty harmless, it's not as if I'm living in the past and dissatisfied with my current facebook girlfriend. Surely it can't hurt anyone!

fakebook flirting by charming doll January 27, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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