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Facebook Fishing 

When someone post a status on Facebook that is very open ended or mysterious in the hopes of getting people to comment on their post. It is often used to gain sympathy from the posters friends.
Facebook status: "Kim is wondering if it's even worth it anymore."

Comment 1: "Hang in there things will get better I promise."
Comment 2: "It's always worth it."

Observer 1: Thats totally bait for Facebook Fishing.
Observer 2: Yeah she does that all the time to get attention.
Facebook Fishing by Cujo1809 August 28, 2009
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facebook fishing 

The act of articulating a Facebook status update in which one's true intention is to see how many "likes" or comments he/she can receive. This is usually done by individuals with, but is not limited to, low self-esteem, boredom, and/or a feeling of little self-worth.
Girl #1: Did you see Casey's Facebook status?

Girl #2: No, was it desperate?

Girl #1: Yeah--she was totally Facebook fishing.
facebook fishing by Bambi Burgundy December 29, 2010

Facebook fishing 

An inflammatory post, usually political or religious in nature, that you do not necessarily agree with but you are fishing for outrageous responses from your varied group of friends. Best done after a few drinks and after 11:30 pm. The enjoyment usually comes when you wake up to see the whale of a facebook comment mess you created when you've alienated and pissed off most of the people you know.

Choosing the proper lure can be challenging but pick something that even the most politically neutral will take offense to.

Happy fishing.
I was facebook fishing last night so I posted this: "So 49% of america voted for McCain and 51% voted for Black Bush. Sounds like the same old song and dance to me. Preventative attacks to stop people from dying by killing others in foreign lands. Yep. Great plan."
Facebook fishing by The Minnow April 14, 2011

Facebook inspiration fishing 

When someone posts an inspirational status on Facebook that is very open ended and mysterious in hopes of getting people to comment on their post. Facebook inspiration fishing is most often used to get people ask them what they are up too. Commonly used when they really want to tell their friends about this cool new Herbal Tea, Knife set, and/or mixtape and unsure how to do it.
Facebook status: "On the hunt about to make everyone take notice and change the world."

Comment: What you doing cuz? Do I want in?
Response by poster: Yea bro, I'll inbox you?

Inbox
Facebook poster in the inbox: Yo man I'm about to drop my new mixtape tonight, do you mind sharing the link?
commenter: Man...you just Facebook inspiration fishing

facebookish 

I'm on a different neighborhood website and it's more direct contact with people which is not so facebookish as some other sites are.
facebookish by Purple T May 9, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026