The person who uses Facebook.
A: Are you a Facebooker?
B: Yes I am.
A: How much time do you spend on Facebook daily?
B: Well, around three hours.
by Rajeeb2014 March 28, 2014
Get the Facebooker mug.
A website which never works, always breaks and has tonnes of privacy issues!
What website shall i join to get bored out my brains and have my photos and private info stolen? Facebook will fit perfectly for that!
by facebookbites June 24, 2010
Get the Facebook mug.
The ultimate symbol of America's out of control narcissism. Quite possibly the largest waste of time in existence.
Courtney's Facebook status indicates that she is waiting for work to be over.

You mean like 250 million other Americans? Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.


by Patrick McClatchey February 16, 2009
Get the Facebook mug.
WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.
Know a friend thats hooked on facebook? Call this toll free hotline: 1-800-ILVFCBK, we have professionals ready to help you.
by Kissabledimplz December 2, 2005
Get the facebook mug.
A social networking website where new parents go to show off photos of their new sex trophies. Rarely used as a form of direct communication. Over-saturated with lame applications that are impossible to block due to new ones being released every 30 seconds or so. Constantly nags users to add as many friends as possible, even though the recommended additions are usually complete strangers. Features chat system which rarely works. Retains 100% of users' information and photos even after the deletion of their account, mainly because it has been permanently archived on a server inside the CIA's headquarters for future analysis.
Hey look another picture of Jen's kid on Facebook. :yawn:
by DeskFlyer December 20, 2009
Get the Facebook mug.
Content is considered appropriate enough to be viewed by the general public of the facebook community i.e friends/significant others/family/coworkers without having to worry about explaining a sketchy situation
You know it was a good night when only 3 out of 152 pics are facebookable
by Mktkm27 November 25, 2007
Get the facebookable mug.
used to be a place for friends to chat online, but now it is a website where all you do is take quizzes and "become a fan" of things
On facebook I keep getting notifications to take quizzes. What has facebook become?
by fandango2girl July 2, 2009
Get the facebook mug.