face muncher

1. One who masticates upon the flesh of the face; a cannibal.
2. A loser.

Marcus is such a face muncher.

face muncher by pizazz April 20, 2006

face muncher

Someone who is constantly making out with someone; Usually a girlfriend or boyfriend

No tag alongs, so leave your face muncher at home.

face muncher by ramoz1 October 24, 2010

butt face muncher 

One who is known to munch on the faces of butts, or an individual so irritating that you're almost positive that they munch on the faces of butts. See also: Ass hat.

Man, Carrot Top...what a butt face muncher.

butt face muncher by cliffordmermaid November 4, 2008

Canadian facemuncher

A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.

Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."

Canadian facemuncher by nolrik November 13, 2011