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face muncher

Someone who is constantly making out with someone; Usually a girlfriend or boyfriend
No tag alongs, so leave your face muncher at home.
face muncher by ramoz1 October 24, 2010

butt face muncher 

One who is known to munch on the faces of butts, or an individual so irritating that you're almost positive that they munch on the faces of butts. See also: Ass hat.
Man, Carrot Top...what a butt face muncher.

Canadian facemuncher

A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.
Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."
Canadian facemuncher by nolrik November 13, 2011
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026