A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.
Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."
When a catfish or other cat-like fish jumps out of the water and mauls your face repeatedly
Tim: "Holy crap Jim! You just got random catfish attacked!"
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