face boobs 

Boobs, usually small perky ones, on a womans face...Yes they're real....if you thought they were fake you are in for the most amazing feeling in your life when u find out they exist...i've seen em...glorious glorious face boobs...

that chick has face boobies
i like to kiss face boobs
i like to use my schlong to slap face boobs

face boobs by cnap39428 November 5, 2011

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

R There Boobs In My Face Rn 

When you take your bra off and let someone crawl under your shirt and record it.

Yo Sarah did Brayden give you the “R There Boobs In My Face Rn”

R There Boobs In My Face Rn by Ella Gabel May 10, 2024

facebookscaping 

the act of pruning your facebook friend list.

too many people are creeping on my facebook... i need to do some facebookscaping

facebookscaping by Kayore October 22, 2010

Facebookship

A relationship based soley on facebooking. No in-person, phone, or text conversations ever take place.

It's torture to only have a facebookship with Amy. I'd really like to meet her for lunch one day.

Facebookship by Amy's Dude June 24, 2009

Facebooksofting 

Relaxing in front of Facebook

After a long day:

- It will be nice to get back to my room to do some facebooksofting

Facebooksofting by @nicolaikirkeng September 4, 2009

facebookstalkerhoes 

this word can be used to refer to both male and female. it is generally used to describe a group of people, who spend a considerable amount of time on facebook lurking and wondering about what a particular person is up to.

((in facebook status, comments, or wall...))

person 1: "hey man what are you going to be for halloween?"
person 2: "i would love to tell you, but that would just kill the suspense for the facebookstalkerhoes, so you'll just have to see it for yourself at the party"

facebookstalkerhoes by That Real Fire October 31, 2009