Face Baggery

To make numerous argumentative posts of an apoplectic or advocating nature while disingenuously claiming apathy on the subject matter.

-OR-
Apoplectically responding to responses containing documented facts with any mixture of: claims of apathy; ignoring facts; changing the argument or simply making more raging posts.

Larry has been committing face baggery again. He keeps making posts on how the apollo moon landing was staged in Hollywood .But when you call him on it says he really doesn't care one way or another. Larry is such a core face bagger.

Face Baggery by Nutty Tech October 26, 2015

Badger Face 

A Facebook event in which over 1000 people changed their profile pictures to a vicious Honey Badger for one week in April 2012. The page received mainly abuse, this was because over 50,000 people were invited and found it hard to leave the event, resulting in endless notifications.

Man 1 - 'Hey man, have you joined Badger Face?'
Man 2 - 'Hell no, once I was invited I couldn't leave and I kept getting notifications!'

Badger Face by JoeM820 October 1, 2012

badger face 

A girl whose face resembles that of a badger. Often with a vicious personality to match and a similarly unhinged mother badger.

1: Dude, that girl Zoe has a total badger face.
2: The Tulip girl? I know right!
1: Lol

badger face by trent4eva June 17, 2011

sweaty gapping badger face 

to describe a very scary and abnormal pussy

Ahh get that sweaty gapping badger face away from me.

sweaty gapping badger face by stewart mclean November 18, 2007

badger face 

a person with a face of a badger or a person who looks a bit like a badger. this person should always be called badger face.
a person who trys to hide his face with a top hat must have a badger face.

"woah dude, check out that badger face"
"woah, i know. his face is totaly like a badgers"
"badger face badger face HA!"
"put on your top hat badger face"

badger face by kirk lizard 1 December 30, 2008

Banged in the face with a shitbag 

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.

“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”

Banged in the face with a shitbag by Lil hed February 24, 2025

facebinger 

someone who doesn't visit facebook for days, weeks, or months at a time and who, upon visiting facebook, comments on everything and anything for the next couple of hours.

jack (upon waking): ughhh, i have such a headache
jill: what happened?
jack: i'm such a facebinger. i just spent the whole night on facebook. i need a drink...

facebinger by r0ck3tm4n September 18, 2011