Eye Strainer 

A woman so repulsive that when you look at her your eyes automatically well up and expeirience excruciating pain. The very sight of an Eye Strainer is enough to make some men go blind.

Dude my girlfriend had me go with her to the Oprah Winfrey show. My god, that woman was such an Eye Strainer I thought my dick would explode.

Eye Strainer by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009

eye sprain 

the painful result of either allowing ones eyes to roll too far back in ones head, or straining to avoid rolling them.

I suffered serious eye sprain when my boss was showing off in front of a customer.

eye sprain by misterious yo February 3, 2010

straight eye for the queer guy 

in search of a design consultant. Usually before a date.

i got a straight eye for the queer guy

straight eye for the queer guy by mike hunt October 2, 2003

straight eye for the queer guy 

obviously fakin it, trippin on the flip side

straight eye for the queer guy by Anonymous October 6, 2003

queer eye for the straight guy

Reality TV program in which five men, expert in such fields as fashion, cooking, decorating and suchlike, take on the task of improving the lifestyle and living conditions of another man; All five are homosexual and with one exception rather camp, and the makeover subject is always straight.

Although entertaining, educational and sometimes amusing, it carries the unspoken message that straight men are in the main uncouth, untidy and useless at choosing clothes and cooking.

A:"you know, I never realised that I shave like I'm in a race or something"
B:"What? Like the guys on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' say it all the time."
pause.
B:"Probably true, though."

queer eye for the straight guy by D F Stuckey July 10, 2004

queer eye for the straight guy

A concept invented by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the early 1960s. A gay guy tells straight guys how to dress and cut their hair, and somehow the straight guys end up knee deep in pussy.

John: hey George, toss me over another bird, hey?

George: take two, mate. I've got extra, what?

queer eye for the straight guy by Sprocket The Dog April 21, 2004

queer eye for the straight guy

Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?

queer eye for the straight guy by bandanasarerad December 17, 2006