Eshay Express

When a girl rides a guy's dick and spells "C-E-N-T-R-E-L-I-N-K" with her hips then screams "OH YEH CUNT! YOU WANNA GO TO THE SERVOS LATER?"

"Gday Mate! me sheila did the good old Eshay Express to me last night"

by eshaytkl January 18, 2020

Reebok Express

When you're stuck at the bar without a ride so you decide to walk a few miles home

Guy 1: Damn I don't see a cab anywhere
Guy 2: I guess we're taking the Reebok express tonight

by cwill240 March 8, 2010

midwest express

The act of two midwesterners talking to the first person they meet in a bar and leaving within 5 minutes to go have sex.

Did they know each other beforehand or was it a Midwest express?

by Midwestexpress69 September 14, 2019

GU Express

When a group of Gannon University students procede to "train" a girl. They do this while making train noises, with the "engine" of the train wearing the Knight mascot uniform holding a sword. The girl who is getting "derailed" from behind is shoveling coal to fuel the engine.

There is also the conductor who stands to the side and sells tickets for other students to board the train.

Each member who participates in the GU express receives a punch in their ticket to prove their involvement in the sexual maneuver

DUDE, we totaly gave that chick the GU Express!

by Gannon individual August 26, 2007

Prostate Express

When a group of men, ten or more, line up naked, on their hands and knees, as a train. The first male is the engine. The last male is the caboose. The men in the middle are the cars. The cars connect to each other by shoving a one or more fingers up the ass and fondling the prostate of the male in front of each man in the train. The Prostate Express then can move about the room as desired.

Howard held an awesome all male sex party. He invited fifteen guys over and they all hooked up in a Prostate Express and tracked around the house in circles saying "I think I can. I think I can" until they all blew their loads.

by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009

pineapple express

A jetstream from Hawaii and Canada that picks up dirt and mixes it with marijuana in a special way that produces powerful weed.

Bob: Ey dude, where'd you get that bud from this weekend?
Tom: Straight from the Pineapple Express man, top of the line shit.
Bob: How much for a dime?

by DR. DEL ONE January 20, 2008

Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express, a high-grade form of marijuana that is extremely rare. True weed smokers appreciate the delicate and sweet characteristics and only smoke this herb on special occasions.

Also known as, Pineapple Diesel, or P-Deez.

"It's almost a shame to smoke that Pineapple Express; it's like killing a unicorn."

by dyen4mix July 26, 2008