pineapple express

A jetstream from Hawaii and Canada that picks up dirt and mixes it with marijuana in a special way that produces powerful weed.

Bob: Ey dude, where'd you get that bud from this weekend?
Tom: Straight from the Pineapple Express man, top of the line shit.
Bob: How much for a dime?

by DR. DEL ONE January 19, 2008

pineapple express

1. This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.

2. The product of baby fucking.

3. God's vagina

I smoked some Pineapple Express last night. Hands down, dopest dope i ever smoked.

by Jamerz113 May 12, 2009

pineapple express

a type of marijuana so good it gets you high quickly.

I smoked some pineapple express and I'm as high as a kite.

by Brett roberts 13 March 29, 2009

pineapple express

Is the sexual act and/or process performed by males, which consist of eating sweet fruits such as pineapples to generate sweet tasting semen or male ejaculate primarily for the receiving sexual partner to taste or eat after a facial

"Dude last night I gave her a taste of the pineapple express. She noticed i had eaten some pretty sweet Dole pineapples."

by norcaldude707 October 16, 2008

pineapple express

when you dont cut your toenails for a year then while having sex shove them up your girlfriends asshole

man, that pineapple express hurt alot, i have rectal bleeding

by COR3YCOLTMAN January 31, 2009

Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express, a high-grade form of marijuana that is extremely rare. True weed smokers appreciate the delicate and sweet characteristics and only smoke this herb on special occasions.

Also known as, Pineapple Diesel, or P-Deez.

"It's almost a shame to smoke that Pineapple Express; it's like killing a unicorn."

by dyen4mix July 26, 2008

Pineapple Express

The dopest dope I've ever smoked.

Pineapple express is hands down the dopest dope I've ever smoked.

by phuckthepolice-9est October 02, 2008