Existentially retarded

Someone who is incapable of generating any sort of emotion toward anyone or anything that exists.

Yo, have you seen what Nathan did to his girl? He is so existentially retarded!

by Psususususus June 2, 2021

existentially beautiful

So beautiful that you doubt your own existence.

Person : Wow, she is existentially beautiful. Am I in heaven?

by michaela? May 7, 2016

existential embarrassment

The feeling of intense embarrassment after one realizes they have constructed their sense of self on false premises.

At age 13, Matt was what you would call wapanese. Having never confronted his self-misconception for what it was, he channeled his existential embarrassment into hatred of others who reminded him of the way he used to be.

SARAH: baka! ^^;

MATT: congrats you're weeabo garbage

SARAH: :(

AMY: Matt, don't be malicious to Sarah as a form of compensation for your inability to deal with anything that reminds you of when you were 13 and deluded.

by PaleBlueYacht February 22, 2011

Atheistic Existentialism

Atheistic existentialism, existential atheism, or atheist existentialism, is a type of existentialism that explicitly excludes any transcendental, metaphysical, or religious beliefs from philosophical existentialist thought. A person of this belief is most likely going to be a positive atheist. This type of existentialism overlaps with existential nihilism.

Atheistic Existentialism includes philosophers such as: Jean-Paul Sartre, Albert Camus, and Friedrich Nietzsche

by Kelmeer23 January 29, 2023

Existential pubes

It is what it is...

BARACK OBAMA: What's yo hella shit all about, bro?
Me: Existential Pubes.
BARACK OBAMA: God-dayum, far the mothafuckin-hell out...

by ctfd June 27, 2014

Existential Dread

Existential Dread (noun):

The intense fear associated with the belief that all potential catastrophes capable of annihilating human existence could occur simultaneously, epitomizing a catastrophic singularity.

As the scientist observed the rapid advancements in artificial intelligence and the increasing global threats from climate change, nuclear warfare, and pandemics, he felt a growing sense of existential dread, the intense fear associated with the belief that all potential catastrophes capable of annihilating human existence could occur simultaneously, epitomizing a catastrophic singularity.

by Kewk July 3, 2023

existentialism on prom night

A song by one of the greatest bands of all, straylight run. It deals with everything that is unsure in life. and what could be impacted by decisions that are made. And the venurability that goes with all things pure.

" you would kill for this, just a little bit, just a little bit, sing like you think no ones listening "

by noflyway99 February 2, 2005