excrete 

The process in which the body removes unwanted material.

To be alive an organism has to be [able to excrete.

excrete by Dflameingfury June 28, 2016

excretement 

1. Combination of "excitement" and "excretion." Accidental release of the bowels (defecation) during an exciting moment.

On her way through the haunted house, Mary experienced a brief moment of excretement, resulting in a quick trip to the nearest restroom.

excretement by Lars Lentz January 16, 2008

Excrete The Skeet 

The act of ejaculating.

Guy 1: Man, I really need to excrete the skeet!

Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it!

Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan.

Excrete The Skeet by spoonandcup August 16, 2009

to eat is to excrete 

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.

I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!

to eat is to excrete by Timothy July 18, 2004

taurus excretus 

polite way of saying " bull shit " using pseudo legal jargon

" oh I think that's a load of 'taurus excretus' "

taurus excretus by Joffa November 26, 2005

excrete 

Roughly to the exTreme poop

AHh! I am excreting fecal matter everywhere! EVERYWHERE! NOW THAT IS HOW YOU EXCRETE!

excrete by TheExcretiveMan November 7, 2013

Extretessestric 

Otherworldly, extraterrestrial and eccentric combined. A combination of cool and cool. Stellar. Groovy and pleasing; both aesthetically and mentally, and in the heart.

Brian, you're so extretessestric, your blue hair is cool.

Extretessestric by Funky Faux Falafel April 24, 2011