Emulsion

The collective noun for a group of pharmacists. A minimum of three or more pharmacists must be present to qualify.

The pharmacy in the hospital was teeming with an emulsion of pharmacists.

The protest at the retail pharmacy chain headquarters was led by an emulsion of disgruntled pharmacists.

I approached a group of young professionals wearing white coats huddled beside a "Free Blood Pressure Screening" sign and asked, "Are y'all doctors?" A handsome young man with Hoseph Jong embroidered on his left breast replied, "No. We are an emulsion of pharmacists. Not harmacists."

Emulsion by Ben Chi December 11, 2018

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emulsional

The term used to describe a paint & decorator who's feeling under the weather.

"Where's Colin today? He's meant to be painting the lounge!"
"Oh yeah, his wife rang this morning and said he won't be in for a while as he is feeling rather emulsional"

emulsional by deadly_lampshade January 9, 2016

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Silicone Emulsion

noun. A magical ingredient found in top shelf moisturizers, it leaves skin radiant and softer than cashmere. Silicone Emulsion is derived from the horns of unicorns.

I just want to bathe in Silicone Emulsion.

Silicone Emulsion by tangelicforever November 9, 2010

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Exulsion Warrior

A man is bangin a chick and after he cums in her, he pulls out a sword and chops her leg off

"You know that girl from starbucks that doesnt have a leg?"
"Yeah."
"That was my bad, I pulled an exulsion warrior."s

Exulsion Warrior by Troy Nelson February 7, 2008

emulsional intelligence

the covering layer a manager develops to make his staff think he actually cares about them. Subverted from 'emotional intelligence'.

jenny was really upset at work. I had to use emulsional intelligence to get her through it and back to her job.

emulsional intelligence by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010

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evolsion

A general term used to refer to bodily functions, especially those involving the expulsion of bodily fluids/excrement.

''Last week I had a stomach bug and was experiencing some intense evolsions.''
''Wow, that movie was so sad, it really caused evolsion from my eyes."

evolsion by inntelijant May 14, 2018

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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