The drivers of bog
standard, hatchback vehicles, who presume themselves to be fashionable, urbane, and sophisticated, but in
reality cannot afford the insurance, or are not possessed of the imagination or originality to drive
something more interesting.
Eurobox wankers, are the drivers of any old rubbish made by Vauxhall, Ford, and any of the following:
Almost everything
German
Almost anything Spanish
Volvos
Almost anything Italian driven by
people who think they are trendy but who have no money or taste.The
people who buy this rubbish are nevertheless helping the Ferrari formula 1 team to develop something decent
Something made by Japanese or Korean
people,whilst not European,they are very
popular with British people who like something that matches their clothes from Zara which they have given a silly name such as the,"Dayglo".This gives it a catchy name to sell it to brain dead people,mostly, but not exclusively women,who spend the entire credit limit of five credit cards on rubbish, highlighting the choice of gearknob or colour coded vanity mirror and matching wheel nuts.This also makes them easy to recall when the accelerator gets stuck in the fast
lane of the motorway.