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When Ed finds ways to justify his purchases, decisions, or his past comments in the face of and in complete contradiction of his past assertions.
I still don't know how LinkedIn works. It might as well be Pinterest to me. I think have 1000 requests or something. Can I beat fill in name if I go accept them all? I always thought of LinkedIn as Facebook for hipsters. Too cool for social networking, not too cool for eNetworking.

"I just got Edsplained why he has no friends on LinkedIn"
Edsplain by edsucksandteslasrule January 25, 2022
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ensplain 

When en explains something really simple in a really complicated way
Stop ensplaining en no one wants to know how seamen is made
ensplain by Shadow-aron December 28, 2021
When specifically Ed Low, who thinks he’s a genius, explains something you already know.
Ed: “So, that’s how you turn on a tap
Someone: “Ed, stfu we already know, stop edsplaining!”
Edsplain by Skengman69 October 7, 2021

emsplaining 

When one chugs liquor straight from the bottle.
“Damn! She really emsplained(past tense of emsplaining) last night, she’s been vomiting for two hours!”

She chugged a quarter bottle of vodka and is severely hung over.
emsplaining by VodkaDrinker777 July 24, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026