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by You’re conscious December 8, 2017
An essay is a long-winded response sent via text message. These long responses characteristically come from people who express interest in a text message conversation, although this interest is in some cases overzealous.
by textking June 19, 2009
-"Hey, wanna go out tonight and grab some brewskies?"
-"Sorry man, I'm essaying all night. It's 2000 words, and it's due in the morning."
-"Sorry man, I'm essaying all night. It's 2000 words, and it's due in the morning."
by youtube.com/loser078 March 24, 2008
Verb - to be essayed
To be given a long winded response equal in length to a small essay, usually in defense of an imagined slight due to miscommunication on a web forum.
To be given a long winded response equal in length to a small essay, usually in defense of an imagined slight due to miscommunication on a web forum.
by Jhaelrnya February 24, 2009
after sum1 has jus chat shit 4 bout 10 minutes wen they cud hav sed evryting they sed in 30 secs people will often say 'essays' n laugh at dat person 4 bein foolish.
by da_1_n_onli_GHG January 28, 2005
by blake killer January 8, 2009
South park: Cartman: Did you write the essays? Mexican: Si, I wrote my essay back in mexico. Mexican2: And I wrote 2 essays, one wrote back "Hey thanks for writing, essay"
by Austin L. Vincent May 25, 2007