e-speak 

the use of commonly joined first letters of words used in electronic communication mediums, such as text/instant messaging, email, blogs, social networks, etc. Examples: LOL laugh out loud; IDK i don't know; JK just kidding; SYL see you later.

examples of "e-speak":

LOL laugh out loud; IDK i don't know; JK just kidding; SYL see you later; BRB be right back; TTYL talk to you later; LLS laughing like shit; SMS shaking my head; LMAS laughing my ass off

e-speak by coach eddie January 8, 2011

e-speak 

Any of a variety of differenr typing techniches used in IM, forums, or message boards. e-speak is usually hard to comprehend and somecases unintelligible. E-speak is in essance internet slang and the typing styles that come along with it.

e-speak looks like sometimes looks like this:

noob: hI GuYS whUts uP
noob: c.o.m.e.o.n g.u.y.s.t.a.l.k t.o.m.e
noob: wtf doods i jsut wanna talk 2 u guys
Moderator: Shut the fuck up and quit spamming before I break out my Ban Hammer

e-speak by Lost In Translation June 11, 2006

e-speak 

To communicate with someone via instant message. (See e-spoke)

I will e-speak with the vendors about this in the AM.

e-speak by jfkelley March 5, 2009

e-speak 

The language of online hobos and foreigners who don't really speak English at all, but are under the false impression that they speak perfectly, just because they stalk and harass a whole lot of innocent teenage girls over the internet in their spare time.

To form words, you merely omit MOST vowels, but leave just enough that the annoyed person on the receiving end of your message can barely make out what you mean. (see examples)

It is infuriating to decipher when you have somewhere to be and a whole page of offline messages in e-speak pops up on Yahoo Messenger from your foreign friend, who happens to be an ugly old fart from a country whose name you can't pronounce.

Tk cr n hv a lvly nit

e-speak for: Take care and have a lovely night

u knw wat swthrt, u hv drivn me crzy

e-speak for: You know what sweetheart, you have driven me crazy

e-speak by XXsilentheatXX July 17, 2009

esteak 

An electronic steak

Boy: Yo, i just got this esteak. Do you wanna share it
Girl: No. I'd rather eat some echinese food.

esteak by NameJeffLol May 19, 2018

espeaignnette 

A rare boy, with the ability to love with all his heart. He is caring, loving, and is in tune with how others are feeling. espeaignnette usually like to help others, and sometimes Espeaignnette give more of themselves than they should. They are always good-looking. espeaignnette usually find more luck than the average person. Sometimes they need someone to provide a little direction, and then they'll get on track. Mostly, espeaignnettes are excellent people to have around, as they are the perfect friend and an amazing lover. So if you find one, don't let him go! Espeaignnettes are quiet, humble, hardworking and faithful. He is a hard-working man who loves the outdoors.He is very smart, but he doesn't need to prove it. He freely gives the kind of love that every woman dreams of, but seldom ever find. He doesn't give his love to gain anything in return, he simply loves because it is just who he is. As a lover he is never self seeking and loves a woman for all that she has to offer; relishing in his woman is what gives him satisfaction. He is gentle, tender and self sacrificing. He is sexy, but doesn't know it. His eyes, melt you, penetrating your psyche; because when he looks at you, he looks beyond your surface and into your soul. His smell is infectious. Quite simply he is everything a woman wants and needs. He is amazing!

My heart lost all hope until he found me....He is my Espeaignnette!

I love you....those three words have my whole life in them....Espeaignnette.

espeaignnette by Elinore Willford June 11, 2018

EsperKou 

Sexy Ass Mf

Omg is that esperkou what a sexy beast

EsperKou by EsperKou March 19, 2021