eskundered

really really drunk/stoned

"dude, i am fucking eskundered"

"you musnt be that eskundered, you managed to say it."

"i know :("

eskundered by ojonio November 10, 2008

skundered 

The Irish version of bored. Used by hill billy locals in back street, one pony towns to try to sound intelligent.

Heh, Seamus, did you get up to anything intersting last night?
Nah, I was so skundered I ended up reading the Dictionary.

skundered by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006