Erek

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A mysterious guy whose super confident and good looking. He's a dog whisperer and mom's love him. Bonus: he likes to go down

Girl 1: how was your date last night?
Girl 2: it was great! He went down on me! He's a total Erek!

Erek by Deweycox65478 January 11, 2017

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erek

to incorporate song lyrics into one's conversation in a gratuitous and inane manner, even to the point of blasphemy.

The new album comes out tomorrow and I just hope Bonzo doesn't erek the hell out of it.

erek by Y.E. Kay May 12, 2007

Related Words

Ereka • erekcja • Erekh • erekia tsumoki • Erekle • Ereklo_Game • erekovcanski • Erekson • Erektion • erektionös

erek

To name drop semi-famous people that are considering getting a stalking order against you.

Hey, man, someone in the booking office for a small local venue gave me the phone number of (insert artist's name here) agent in part because I misrepresented myself and in part in order to get me to stop calling the venue and then after I left him several voicemails the agent advised me that they would consider having (insert artist's name here)play at a venue near me, if only I would stop calling his number because he doesn't want to have to change his number nor get a restraining order. Aren't I something?!

Dude, yeah, you're an erek!

erek by fga April 1, 2008

Ereka

A beautiful girl. She cannot see her beauty and is so insecure. She may not believe it but so many find her just wonderful and beautiful. She is a hard one to get. So goofy and funny, will come up with the weirdest things. If she had more confidence, she would shine even more. She is a popular girl, but knows her true friends. A guy that is with her will never stop smiling.

Guy : Wow who is that? Shes..
Guy2: Stunning? Yeah. Thats Ereka

Ereka by crench67 May 29, 2014

erekovcanski

The quintessential form of a slob. This person acts as if he is superior to every living human being on the planet, just because they are from the first world country of macedonia (dump-a-donia). Attracted to goats, this person strives to date the most atrocious human beings, more so those who have the most similarities to a goat. This person also thinks he is supreme among all because they attend the shittiest college in America (NJIT) and still uses high school football as a way to promote his athletic ability, even though is is extremely poor.

Dude, quit being like an erekovcanski, and just admit you're not athletic one bit.

Wow, man I can't believe you reverted to beastiality last night. you're officially an erekovcanski.

erekovcanski by Stykiel October 16, 2012

Erekson

The surname of a descendant of Spiderman. If this is your last name you can jump as high as a black guy.

Wow, look at those calfs, he must be an Erekson kid.

Erekson by Baldbabby . TTV May 20, 2019

Erektus

Erektus are large, spatially dispersed penile warts.

After years of grudge-fucking and marijuana-induced debauchery, Phred caught erektus, and his phallus was never the same.

Erektus by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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