ePimp 

n. one who constantly macks or pimps on younger bitches over the internet in an attempt to obtain some easy snatch..... unfortunately however, the attempt is usually in vain

Eric: dude... i was like totally mackin on the pierog sisters on aim for like three hours... i'm totally gonna get some!!!

Me: man.. get ur head outa ur ass... ur nothing but a wannabee ePimp

ePimp by weinersinmymouth69 July 20, 2006

ePimp 

A person who solicits and and acquires girls (legal or not) online for self sexual graitifiying behaviour or macking. These behaviours include: cybering, cam whoring or phone sex.

'Holy shiet, Jay is such a fucking ePimp. He's got the hunnys all 'round him"

ePimp by j00bz December 23, 2005

epiploic 

How an anatomist would describe a beyond epic event.

Last Saturday night was beyond epic, it was epiploic !

epiploic by Benzocaine February 21, 2017

Epiphtheosis 

Epiphtheosis is a term developed by Matthew Donzelle Robinson meaning: continuity and consciousness of full potential; a divine like being; a phenomenal interpreter; practically one's epiphany of theosis; realizing you're extraordinarily creative, unique, and powerful; apotheosis; zenith; highly aware; a remarkable enlightened being; in addition, it's a transformative process where one's aim is to be Godly, or solely because of their greatness they are perceived to be angelic or in union with God.

Hope: Do you plan to be great in life?

Don: Yes, I'm very epiphtheosis about my future.

Epiphtheosis by Original___Don June 25, 2019

epiphery 

is what Michael Scott had on The Office (U.S.), S3: E:14

"I had...an epiphery..."

epiphery by avalanches November 4, 2017

Epiphanacious 

An epiphanacious moment is the direct incident and/or actions in life that create an epiphany in your thoughts.

“Ive had an epiphanacious moment that has lead to my best epiphany so far!”

Epiphanacious by BeckyM00n December 2, 2021

Epiphany drinking 

The consumption of alcohol solely for the purpose of enlightening yourself to new ideas. because booze and drugs open new interneuron connections which never existed before in the human brain. therefore you are capable of acheiving epiphanies during this experiance

Rick: dude...i just thought of something..!

Dale: man, thats what epiphany drinking does to ya!

Epiphany drinking by sethisaphilosopher January 2, 2010