ePimp

n. one who constantly macks or pimps on younger bitches over the internet in an attempt to obtain some easy snatch..... unfortunately however, the attempt is usually in vain

Eric: dude... i was like totally mackin on the pierog sisters on aim for like three hours... i'm totally gonna get some!!!

Me: man.. get ur head outa ur ass... ur nothing but a wannabee ePimp