exigology 

(n.) A statement whose converse is its own explanation.

A: Girls aren't interested in me, so I don't see why I should care about hygiene.
B: That's an exigology.

exigology by Darin_ December 16, 2011

epology 

an electronic apology sent via email or other internet resource rather than in person; likely to avoid face to face confrontation

after her publicly insulted him, she sent him an epology through facebook

epology by FeO2E August 16, 2009

Epicology

The scientific study of all things EPIC measured by epicosity. Often used to describe events involving someone getting pwned, pwnd, qwnt, pwn3ed or otherwise owned.

1. I am taking Epicology this semester, we will study the Tony Hawk 900, Everything Super Smash Brothers, DVD rewinder's, All Spider-man Movies, and people getting killed in an over zealous and hilarious way.

2. The fact that you did 9 full somersaults in mid-air after getting hit by a car doing 90mph and that you landed on your hands flawlessly pulling off a handstand for 10 seconds afterwards is truly a study in Epicology.

3. Sean Connery is a 5 Chapter minimum in any standard Epicology book.

Epicology by Kyle Browning November 8, 2007

epicologist 

One who dedicates his career in the studies of epicness. These people often are cool, and awesome, and make quite a bit of money.
If you ever run into an epicologist the best things to do are:
A) Shake their hand
B) Hug them (Regardless of their sex)
C) Give them more money as they need to become even more epic

How to identify a epicologist:
There is no way to identify a epicologist, for they are to god-like to identify.

Examples of an epicologist are:
Neil Bohr due to one of his quotes
Neo from the Matrix
Stewy from Family Guy
and many others.

epicologist by Jerzxu April 2, 2008

Epicology

the study of epicness. anything epic is studied in this science. Also, I wish there were a school course Epicology. Its the best science. :)

Hay! that show was epic! I wonder if they study it in epicology.

Epicology by Popsiesnukums July 10, 2011

epicologies 

a branch of knowledge that deals with the epic and it's processes

Matt: How can I become more than just epic at planking?

Raul: Matt, what you need to do is study the many epicologies.

epicologies by EpicDrNick June 12, 2011

exigology 

Exigology is neither a word nor slang. It was made up in the Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal webcomic of Dec. 14, 2011.

There are no examples, since exigology is not a word.

exigology by shagbark December 27, 2011