epididymis 

The network of sperm harboring tubes in your nut sack that feels like a bag o worms.

The uninformed often mistake their epididymis for testicular cancer.

epididymis by Jake E. Pants May 15, 2002

Epicide 

A Failtastic Death

Soy: Hey, watch me catch that giant tree
Boy: THATS SUICIDE!
Soy: No, its epicide!

Epicide by yosoydame February 5, 2010

epididymis 

Not sure, but it hurts like hell when it gets infected and swells to the size of a tennis ball.

epididymis by 2pac October 14, 2003

epididymal hypertension 

Means to have blue balls

Hey tommy I had some epididymal hypertension last night

epididymal hypertension by What the flying waffle December 10, 2016

epificatify 

to make epic by one's actions; not originally epic but rose to the occasion

We need the band on stage now to epificatify the scene.

epificatify by Jago Kahr March 12, 2010

epicidity 

Similar to acidity and basicity in measuring ph levels, epicidity measures the high epic level of something. At the other end of the spectrum would be lamecity. The c is pronounced as an s.

Dude, this video game has a high epicidity level.

Did you see the pic of *insert name here* getting out of the car without undies on? The epicidity is through the roof.

epicidity by worldwidedan June 28, 2010

epidididymis

fancier word than epididymis cause that’s just boring

The epidididymis is the sperm gland or tube

epidididymis by Shivaan March 21, 2022