Envirocentrist 

Someone who thinks their actions are good for 'the' environment, failing to distinguish between the human environment and the environment of other creatures.

"Cleaning up landfills is good for the environment".

"How very envirocentrist of you. I hope the rats in those landfills track you down and eat your children for destroying their environment".

Envirocentrist by Belunan January 7, 2009

envigorating 

A common misspelling of the word invigorating.

Mother: "How do you spell envigorating?"

Son: No mommy it's spelt with an "i" at the start not an "e".

envigorating by Zechariah August 22, 2008

enviropath 

An individual intellectually and emotionally alienated from, and hostile to, the natural environment or biosphere, often to a murderous degree. (See also: sociopath, psychopath, Monsanto et al).

You'd need to be a complete enviropath to work for Monsanto

enviropath by Frank Riverman October 15, 2015

Envirocunt 

A person obsessed with saving the environment to the point of horribly obnoxious smugness.

Envirocunts will quite happily exaggerate or even downright lie about the damage caused to the environment by our modern lifestyles to make a point; will condescend you if you eat a burger from McDonalds; will preach about using energy saving lightbulbs - but conversely they're quite happy to print thousands of hackneyed leaflets that nobody ever reads, eat imported Vegan guff that won't grow in our cold climates to support their 'ethical diet' and spend hours online trying to convince people that they're right. Like most activists then, they're just sanctimonious hypocrites who want something to get indignant about. Absolute cunts.

I went past the university library today and some pinko envirocunt handed me a leaflet about saving energy, eating tofu and 'No war for oil', so I tore it up, put it in the bin and told them 'If you're really that bothered then fish it out and recycle it'.

Envirocunt by Neil Fox August 25, 2010

Environati 

1. Any of various groups claiming special environmental enlightenment.

2. persons who claim to be unusually enlightened regarding the environment, climate change, or any new-age nature-based religion (usu. one that worships some kind of earth goddess) that serves as religious justification for extreme environmentalism.

3. The educated, fanatical, and self-righteous members within the larger environmentalist movement.

1. While most people agree that climate change is a real, man-made phenomenon, the Environati continually refuse to acknowledge the argument that cutting carbon to 1950s levels would plunge the world economy into a global depression.

2. The Environati is claiming another victory today after the city council agreed to tax the holy shit out of residents in order to fund construction of a light rail transit system that no one will ever use.

3. "The Environati was protesting genetically modified crops outside Safeway again today. I told one of them that going back to organic agriculture would result in the starvation of 2 billion people, but he just mumbled something about 'Frankenfood' and handed me a flier."

Environati by SapphEyes November 22, 2009

enviropath 

Someone that takes environmentalism to the next level,looking like a nutjob in the process.

jim:check out that guy ridin' up in his solar powered car.
steve:sweet,his clothes are made of organic hemp&he lives in a house made of mud.
Jim:Let's run that enviropath over with my dodge hemi.

enviropath by ludog April 4, 2008

envigorate 

–verb (used with object), -at·ed, -at·ing.
to spread joy to; fill with need to be a better person by helping others; motivate.

Similar to invigorate, except envigorate refers to an understanding that this feeling is not for one's self. It is an energy that is meant to be spread unto others. Closely related to the 'Pay it Forward' philosophy.

The world would truly be a better place if everyone made it a point to envigorate everyone around them.

envigorate by Burachmaninoff June 1, 2007