A fictional object that a person may refer to after witnessing something extremely unpleasant.
My grandpa just bent over and I saw curry. Pass the eyebleach, please.
A plural term for the legions of young men that follow and lust for the starlet du jour.
Faparazzi #1: Two more nude Jessica Hudgens pics just hit the 'Net!
Faparazzi #2: I'll be in my room. With the door locked. All day.
A snide remark subtly directed against men inserted into a conversation by a bitter woman.
The definitions of an ex-hole as listed by urbandictionary.com are the portrait of another tired shreflerism.
Someone who thinks their actions are good for 'the' environment
, failing to distinguish between the human environment and the environment of other creatures.
"Cleaning up landfills is good for the environment".
"How very envirocentrist of you. I hope the rats in those landfills track you down and eat your children for destroying their environment".
An observational comment unwittingly providing a woman ammunition to harass her man.
Man to clerk: ...and a pack of Camels, please.
Clerk to man: Here ya go...You know those are gonna kill ya, right?
Man's wife: Ya, see? Even he knows! I keep telling you to quit! BLAH BLAH Blah blah blah.
Man to clerk: Thanks for the nag fuel, asshole.
A reference to the explosively negative mood swings a woman experiences during her menstrual period.
I'm not going to make poker night tonight, guys. Lindsey's tampomb just went off.
A disproportionately angry or violent response to a dismissively minor inconvenience.
Fast food customer: If I would have known you didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now you want to give me a McDouble?! Ima kill you, bitch!
Fast food worker: Whoah, here's your money back, psycho. Chill out on the hamburger rage.