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ENSIGNED 

Primarily, when your boss has sex with your wife or girlfriend, but can be used for anyone who you know who has sex with your wife or girlfriend.

Derived from Sen. John Ensign of Nevada, who was having sex with the wife of one of his friends, who also was a staff worker for Sen Ensign. When the friend found out, Ensign fired him.
My buddy "ensigned" me by having sex with my girlfriend the other night.

I just found out my boss has "ensigned" me for months now with my wife, and when I found out, the jerk fired me!
ENSIGNED by TJinSD July 13, 2009
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Ensminger 

Noun: person who still lives at home and spends all their free time trying to get laid
See that dude with the gay feather in his hat?

That guys is such an ensminger
Ensminger by Hondapersoin January 17, 2012

Enseignement scientifique 

mandatory subject that french kids have to attend
the most annoying thing ever because you don’t learn anything

way for the « Education Nationale » to make parents believe that their kids still learn sciences while they just watch videos about DNA and the ozone layer
“Hey meuf, do you know what we have for the next period ?
-Hey, we have Enseignement scientifique…
-Should OUI skip class ?
-Grave”

ensminger 

most fucking badass family you’ll every meet. lowkey mad psycho but worth knowing them
yo they’re crazy asf! they must be ensmingers

Keith Ensminger 

The guy who definitely made c++
The comp sci teacher at Cumberland valley Keith Ensminger totally for sure definitely not fake made c++
Keith Ensminger by Nullified___ November 1, 2021

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026