"I really hate officers. They have no right leading me. I'm enlisted, I work for a living! Even if they went to college and have been trained on how to lead us and there's probably a reason why the Army chooses to let such people be in charge... I'm still going to hate them because I'm mad I couldn't do that."
by Lottylula May 20, 2008
Re-enlist "verb"
The act of recommiting ones self to the armed forces.
Frequently done by retards just in the begining of their contracts who later end up deserting.
see also: derisive logic
see also: masochism
The act of recommiting ones self to the armed forces.
Frequently done by retards just in the begining of their contracts who later end up deserting.
see also: derisive logic
see also: masochism
Fresh into the Army. Pvt Joe Snuffy wants to re-enlist for six years.
Stop lossed E-5: Why the fuck do you want stay in the army?
Joe: Military is done all I knew sarge.
E-5: Why don't you get out and go to college or something?
Joe: I don't have to much of them done book smarts.
E-5: *Sigh*....Whatever...(Turns and walks away)
Joe: Can I get a hoorah sarge?
E-5: Eat a dick. In fact do some fuckin push ups.
Stop lossed E-5: Why the fuck do you want stay in the army?
Joe: Military is done all I knew sarge.
E-5: Why don't you get out and go to college or something?
Joe: I don't have to much of them done book smarts.
E-5: *Sigh*....Whatever...(Turns and walks away)
Joe: Can I get a hoorah sarge?
E-5: Eat a dick. In fact do some fuckin push ups.
by chucked September 27, 2007
Enlistment cock (n) is the penis of a man who currently is, or has been enlisted in the US military. Any officer is not included in this, as they are commissioned into the military and not enlisted.
(Person 1): Hey John, did you ever hang out with that hot Air Force Captain?
(Person 2): Yeah man, went round to her barracks and fucker her!
(Person 1): Nice man!
(Person 2): Yeah, she got that enlistment cock.
(Person 2): Yeah man, went round to her barracks and fucker her!
(Person 1): Nice man!
(Person 2): Yeah, she got that enlistment cock.
by Kim Jon Uno October 14, 2018
Sir, can I please skip training? I have done Enlisted too many times before and I really don't want to do it again can you please just rank me up?
by some training instructor August 14, 2019
To sign a contract AGAIN for the armed forces, refer to motard. To destroy your life for another 4 years.
by WOODY8888811 December 27, 2007
A term brought in to use by the United States Marine Corps in Mid 2008. The term was to be used as a substitute for the "suppossed" derogatory term used for new Marines before(See: Boot).
Like most other tems in the Marine Corps, this phrase has been shortened into an acrynom for easier use in every day speech or insults. In haste to make change to hundreds of years of tradition, this term failed to be propperly eddited; resulting in all new Marines (ie: boots)to be refered to as "JEWS"
Like most other tems in the Marine Corps, this phrase has been shortened into an acrynom for easier use in every day speech or insults. In haste to make change to hundreds of years of tradition, this term failed to be propperly eddited; resulting in all new Marines (ie: boots)to be refered to as "JEWS"
"Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.)"
(1)"dude, we're not suppossed to call the new guys boots anymore!"
"What are we supposed to call these freaks then?"
"this order says to call them 'Junior Enlisted Warriors'..... that can't be right.... who the hell is the officer that signed off on us calling new Marines JEW's!"
(2)"who the fuck is going to clean these floors!?@!... Get over here JEW!"
(1)"dude, we're not suppossed to call the new guys boots anymore!"
"What are we supposed to call these freaks then?"
"this order says to call them 'Junior Enlisted Warriors'..... that can't be right.... who the hell is the officer that signed off on us calling new Marines JEW's!"
(2)"who the fuck is going to clean these floors!?@!... Get over here JEW!"
by BROSKEW March 13, 2009
US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT
I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate
I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate
air force oath of enlistment
by Cpl. 100FIRES USMC OORAH October 28, 2008