Emotional Enema

An infusion of emotions, wherein you "get it all out" through a time tested process of anal retentive discourse.

"we talked it all out, Jared was just constipated and grumpy, he needed his emotional enema that i normally give to him at 6 PM every night"

by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020

Truck stop enema

When you shit water splashes up into your asshole

My turd hit the water and the splash hit me before the hatch closed. I gave myself a truck stop enema.

by Nsw16 April 12, 2023

onion enema

Something that makes you cry like a baby.

I asked that bitch out and she rejected me, and now I'm sobbing into my beer like I got an onion enema.

by big daddy flim September 7, 2014

Jalapeno Enema

1. An alternate way of saying "pain in my ass".
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.

1. "This whole day has been one big Jalapeno Enema."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."

by Eleven Tails February 22, 2020

Purell enema

When you wanna get super drunk, really fast, so you shove a funne in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.

Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.

by Mikeyt5886 March 18, 2019

Purell enema

When you wanna get super drunk, really fast, so you shove a funne in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.

Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.

by Mikeyt5886 March 18, 2019

Purell enema

When you wanna get drunk super fast, so you shove a funnel in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.

Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.

by Mikeyt5886 March 18, 2019