7 definitions by big daddy flim
The painful or uncomfortable swelling in the humor glands when you drop a hilarious joke and nobody laughs.
"I told a great joke about a hindu, a rabbi and a gentile but nobody laughed. My glands swelled up to the size of hen eggs and I couldn't walk right, bitches give a man blue lawls"
by big daddy flim October 18, 2022
Something that makes you cry like a baby.
I asked that bitch out and she rejected me, and now I'm sobbing into my beer like I got an onion enema.
by big daddy flim September 7, 2014
Correct spelling of "ultimatum". You give someone an all tomato, meaning they either give up the whole tomato, or none of it.
by big daddy flim December 13, 2014
When you go to the methadone clinics in Albuquerque and all the degenerate scumbag junkies are there in their bathrobes because they're too fucked up to get dressed.
I drove some clients to the methadone clinic on Central to get dosed this morning, and all the addicts were wearing robes and jammies, it was a total Albuquerque Pajama Party.
by big daddy flim October 13, 2017
If you don't want to blaspheme, instead of typing "I swear to Jesus Christ", try "I s2jc" so the Christians don't shoot you.
by big daddy flim August 3, 2023
"Hey lemme order for pickup, right lemme get three large pies, one pepperoni, one veggies, one kevin mcallister special"
by big daddy flim November 15, 2022
I put on Strawberry Alarm Clock's "Incense and Peppermints" but it has a Pink Floyd pause so I thought my phone had frozen.
by big daddy flim January 29, 2023