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Encyclopaedophile 

A person who has sex with books, usually with the gaps between pages.
Let's go to the library and beat up some encyclopaedophiles.
Encyclopaedophile by joefoxon June 19, 2010

Encyclopedohile

Some weirdo who was dumb and stupid enough to have sex with a book.
George: Hey, what'd you do last night?
Me: Had sex with a book.
George: You are such an Encyclopedohile.
Encyclopedohile by chancur February 3, 2010

Encyclopedophile 

An encyclopedophile is a person, or living thing, that finds joy in having sex with books.
" UNF, ROMEO AND JULIET IS GETTING ME HARD"

"dude, you're such an encyclopedophile."

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026