Encyclopedophile 

An encyclopedophile is a person, or living thing, that finds joy in having sex with books.

" UNF, ROMEO AND JULIET IS GETTING ME HARD"

"dude, you're such an encyclopedophile."

Encyclopedophile by YOMAMALOLOLOLOLOLOL October 15, 2011

encyclopedophilia 

A large bank of knowledge that is possesed only by pedophiles.

Amber: What are you doing on that website Jerome?

Jerome: Boning up on my encyclopedophilia.

encyclopedophilia by Arking Nerdenheimer April 27, 2008

Encyclopaedophile 

A person who has sex with books, usually with the gaps between pages.

Let's go to the library and beat up some encyclopaedophiles.

Encyclopaedophile by joefoxon June 19, 2010

Encyclopedohile

Some weirdo who was dumb and stupid enough to have sex with a book.

George: Hey, what'd you do last night?
Me: Had sex with a book.
George: You are such an Encyclopedohile.

Encyclopedohile by chancur February 3, 2010