Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind

When you almost get caught jacking off.

Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.

by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015

close encounter of the turd kind

experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities

i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'

someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!

by michael foolsley January 10, 2010

Derivation: the "404: Not Found" error encountered when surfing the web.

You've reached the end of the Internet. You may now shut down your computer and go outside.

There's nothing more to see here.

by shill July 14, 2005

Encounterments

1) The things that you have encountered.
2) Those little mints that you find in the counters at restruants or anywhere

Do you know how many weird encounterments I had today?

by Squeakers February 6, 2004

Encounterments

More then one encounter over a period of time.

Gigolo Jim is accustomed to many female encounterments.

by Jackey, Meff November 2, 2011

Encounterment

A word used to describe Brady’s encounter with a blow up swan. Brady also does not believe it as a real word when the matter of fact, it is a word.

Brady had an encounterment with a swan.

by Leylags October 23, 2017

i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life

When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.

P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"

by die you fucking brat July 17, 2020