Mr. Emopunkrockpants 

When someone is being more depressing than usual.

Dominic: Whats up Adam?
Adam: My girlfriend just broke up with me.
Dominic: What are you doing?
Adam: Listening to two hours of Sum 41 and Blink 182.
Dominic: Ok, Mr. Emopunkrockpants!

Mr. Emopunkrockpants by Ross Westray December 4, 2010

emothunk

Emothunk is a combination of Emo, Goth, and Punk. It's used to describe the common dislike of the three things mentioned above at the same time.
It can also be used as a classification of a person who encompasses Emo, Goth, and/or Punk. Any person who is classied as being Emo, Goth, and/or Punk is emothunk because they all have two things in common:
1. Bad haircuts and,
2. Lack of musical talent

1: "I wish there was an easier way to say 'I hate emos, goths, and punks'"
2: "I hate emothunks?"
1: "Yes! Well played sir. You're hella pro"

1: "That girl is claiming to be a 'real' emo from the eighties, not one of those 'fake' ones"
2: "Whatever, it's all the same to normal people. They're a debt to society. They're emothunk."
1: "Yeah, totally! What are they thinking? I'm sure they're nice people but they can't try to live out their musical fantasy their whole life."
2: "Especially since they have no musical talent."
1: "They need to get real jobs."

emothunk by HellaPro November 26, 2006

emo hunk 

Non-existing... All emos are anorxics whom are all malnorished so they stay so underwait midgets have like 20 pounds on them...

"Im such an emo hunk!" said the emo kid while flexing his 90 pound body.

emo hunk by Loganisdbomb July 8, 2006

emopunk

emopunk is not the same thing as emo or punk it is a variation of both and so when people think that emopunk means wristslitting and punk music its not its wristslitting while listining to punk music not the same thing at all

gurl xxmybrokenheartxx today sucked my bf dumped me for some preppy slut

guy xxemocriesxx that sux fuck him

xxmybrokenheartxx come over to my ohuse so we can cut togetha

xxemocriesxx kay and ill bring some new punk music 2 kay so we can listen to it while we cut and be emopunk
xxmybrokenheartxx kewl kay hurry

xxemocries kay ill be rite there

emopunk by emopunkid15 July 7, 2006

emopunk

a word used by smart people who realize that today's "emos" and "punks" are really the same fricken thing and they both suck and they all shop at hot topic as if that store isn't a mass-marketing capitalist consumer death-hole.

"damn those stupid emopunks i hope they choke on their own vomit and die!"

emopunk by emopunk killa July 19, 2005

emo hunk 

a large man (effectively), who adopts the stylings of an emo or nerd (i.e. black rimmed glasses, stripy sweater, sensitive hair).

wan teenage girls with short red hair and shawls will see his gimlet eyes, strong shoulders and thick arms, but sense a betrayal of the small, scared child inside. not only has this man got a physique to protect her from the world, but also the heart of a poet.

aahh. Heath Ledger. that big bloke in neighbours. both emo hunks.

emo hunk by Max Biggins May 1, 2006

Emohunter 

one who hunts emo kids because they hate them

Hey check out thet Emohunter! He is stalking that Emo kid!

Emohunter by Jimmy AKA Emohunter April 21, 2008