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Emmitsburg 

A small ass town in MD which serves no purpose. Nothing fun, a waste of space. It’s literally 2 miles. Crackheads and crazy people inhabit Emmitsburg. Who the fuck lives in Emmitsburg? The only good thing about Emmitsburg is the Mount. The Mount throws the best parties. Other than that, Emmitsburg but is a town of clusterfucks.
“Where are you from?”
“Emmitsburg”
WTF is an ‘Emmitsburg’”
Emmitsburg by gumbysucker April 9, 2020
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Emmetsburg 

A small town in the middle of Iowa with about 3,000 people and almost surely more than 2,500 of them are White, the otheres are a mix of some mexicans and maybe five black families at most. Most people are Catholic also with quite a few lutherans and a few other fairly small churches. In high school if you dont travel more than 75 miles to get your clothes from Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch, ect. you are most likely considered poor and dont have many friends. In addition several girls at school wear designer bags/sunglasses such as Dolce and Gabbana, ect. There is absolutely no public transportation other than school busses(which are ridden by less than 20 high school students) or the busses that haul around mentally retarded people. Lots of kids get moped when they turn 14 so they can terrorize the town and get lots of warnings from police. Getting a car usually happens when a kid turns 15 because they can then drive to school on a school permit if they live more than a mile from school.
Most kids in Emmetsburg love to party and drink. This can also be said about most parents in Emmetsburg with that strong Irish background supporting our avid drinking habbits. St. Patricks Day is the biggest weekend of all for Emmetsburg just because it celebrates being Irish and getting completely hammered. As well as all the alcohol there are quite a few kids and adults in emmetburg who smoke marijuana. Lots of kids try it in high school but for most thats as far as it goes...when it comes to drugs in emmetsburg its a well known fact you can get whatever you want but those who do drugs are most of the time poor dirtbag losers living in appartments.
"dude whats goin on in emmetsburg this weekend?"
"fuckin nothing, theres a party but i heard it might get busted so im going shopping in mankato."
"yeah, i think im going to spencer to get drunk"
Emmetsburg by robert emmet September 28, 2007
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Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
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Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026