Emilism

This term is used to describe a woman in her late twenties with a large sex drive who consistently reaches sexual climax after very little time and effort. It is named after an attractive female with a reputation for a high level of sexual prowess named Emily, who is notorious for achieving orgasm very quickly in virtually every position and situation. Women use this word when discussing their latest sexual exploits among each other.

OMG! I finally hooked up with that new intern guy still in college at work and he gave me more Emilisms than I could remember last night. I practically had one as soon as he took off his shirt. He is so hot and looks just like the gardener I always wanted to do off of Desperate Housewives! I love being such a cougar!

Emilism by sock puppet voice susan May 11, 2011

embolism

to totally freak out
flip a shit
from the words embolism meaning clogging of the blood, causing heart attack, freaking out

Aah my dog just got hit by a car!!
Geez, dont have an embolism, you can just buy a new dog.

embolism by K West October 18, 2004

pulmonary embolism 

A pulmonary embolism occurs when a venous clot (thrombus) dislodges and travels through the circulatory system and becomes trapped in the lungs. The resulting blockage prevents oxygen exchange and can cause difficulty breathing, coughing up of blood and even instant death if the clot is big enough.

I had a deep venous thrombosis in my leg and then it dislodged which gave me a pulmonary embolism. Then I died.

pulmonary embolism by The Troll May 16, 2006

embolism

Embolism n. (Med) The occlusion of a blood vessel by an embolus.

Embolism in the brain often produces sudden unconsciousness and paralysis.

embolism by Hagabard February 1, 2005

kill'emalism

The ideology that in order for the earth to advance at the most efficient rate, those impoverished should be eliminated.

Edit: Also referred to as "awesomism".

The vast majority of populous countries are a burden on the rapidly advancing global economy. A following under the kill'emalism regime is the most viable solution to the declining state of the world.

kill'emalism by globular August 15, 2010

Emilism

A term used to describe the abilty of lesbians to attract and pull unwanted straight girls.

Emily innocently dressed in green on a hockey social was attacked by sailor girl. Photos later in the night suggested actions in the toilet where not of the toilet nature. Sailor girl was now green.
3months later:
Sailor girl confesses love Emilism occurs
Result:
Emily buys a hamster ‘Spazmo Mc Clawface’

Emilism by Gaydeator April 1, 2007

emolism

where you cut yourself #emo

My name is Ayesha and I am diagnosed with emolism

emolism by defining man2 October 29, 2023