financially embarrassed 

When you have no money in the bank or your wallet.

Guy Number 1: Hey dude, you want to go get something to eat?

Guy Number 2: No man, not today, I'm financially embarrassed.

Guy Number 1: That sucks dude, I hate it when I'm financially embarrassed.

financially embarrassed by michelze April 2, 2010

Second-hand embarrassed 

When someone does something so foolish, asinine, or awkward that you feel embarrassed FOR them.

Man, I was so second-hand embarrassed when that sang Call Me Maybe during karaoke.

Did you see just see that guy get slapped in the face by that girl? I'm so second-hand embarrassed for him.

Second-hand embarrassed by Hindenburg June 19, 2013

Geographically Embarrased 

Geographically Embarrased:

Lost, bushed, disoriented, misplaced, all at sea, mispositioned

The officer took charge of the compass and the map, and via his officer training in navigation, soon the platoon geographically embarrased in the middle of the boonies.

Geographically Embarrased by chaucer_had_it_coming March 31, 2010

cyber-embarrassed 

1) Having an older family member - typically a parent - mortify, humiliate or make one uncomfortable through an online social media outlet that they have no business being on in the first place.

cyber-embarrassing

2) Spreading private information to a wider audience through Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, etc.

My dad cyber-embarrassed me when he commented on my Facebook status and told all of my friends about that time when I was seven . . .

I can't believe my mom tweeted about the crush I had on in middle school. That was so cyber-embarrassing.

Sally was cyber-embarrassed when her bff posted a pic of her bra-shopping.

cyber-embarrassed by eggonface2 August 15, 2009

embarassed 

When you don't know how to spell "embarrassed".

Dear Americans:

Spell "embarassed" with 2 "R"s, 2 "S"s.

embarassed by kikimaru July 12, 2011

embarrassex

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking with an unappealing stranger in your bed which you will definatelty NOT tell your friends about.

I had to leave town because of last night's embarrassex.

embarrassex by Russ W. August 22, 2007

Embarassed Turtle 

Taking the limp penis and pushing in back into you as far as it can go. Then you take the loose scrotum (best when out of a hot-tub or hot shower) and fold it from under, on to the top of your penis therefore resembling a turtle hiding in its shell.

The Embarassed Turtle, the Bat Wing, and the Brain are some of my favorite penis molding techniques during boredom.

Embarassed Turtle by Fox Man October 24, 2007