Elmo

Dudes and chicks that hang out together, either in couples or groups, usually to go shopping or have dinner parties, wihout ever actually shagging.

Something you need to avoid becoming when slow-playing a bitch.

derived from the 1985 Joel Schumacher film St Elmo's Fire

"Jesus Si, haven't you nailed that bitch yet?"
"No man. She's got me down as some kind of fucking Elmo"

by El Moses July 27, 2005

Elmo

The route of all evil. Comes off sweet, cuddly, and lovable, but give him the opportunity and he will eat your babies and molest you in your sleep.

kid 1: My sister got real quiet after we got my baby brother that elmo doll...
kid 2: Dude... where IS your baby brother?

by Tiger911 January 26, 2009

Elmo

a stupid red muppet on Sesame Street who ruined Sesame Street.

When I was a kid I was lucky that Elmo wasn't on Sesame Street.

by Stacy February 16, 2004

Elmo

the retarded monster who ruined Sesame Street; before then, the show taught kids, now it just babysits.

Elmo is the Scrappy Doo of Sesame Street.

by Alex September 2, 2003

Elmo

The act of defecation upon a plant, more commonly a houseplant.

Dammit! The cat just took an elmo!

by Nicknam May 8, 2004

Elmo

to be awesome during sex

"Last time I had her, she was Elmo"

by SimonSEZ February 17, 2005

Elmo

the coolest b*tch ever.

Yo, look it's Elmo!

by Nicole Marie 1219 August 8, 2008