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Elevation Change 

(v)- the act of having or preforming intercourse on a flight of stars. This act must include a minimum of 6 different positions and a minimum of 2 positions using the handrail. This act should only be preformed by professionals. It is extremely hard to preform and should only be done under the supervisions of professionals.
"I elevation changed that girl on the fire escape."
Elevation Change by m4d3y January 15, 2010
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Elevation Cessation 

The letdown experienced after standing in an elevator, doors almost closed, and someone activates the sensor in a last minute attempt to board by pressing the outside button or waving a hand between the doors.
I was in a full elevator and experienced Elevation Cessation when Harold did a mean karate chop between the doors, trying to board.

Elevation Expectation 

When someone enters an elevator expecting the person closest to the panel of buttons to press one for them.
Susan walked into the elevator calling out her floor number with Elevation Expectation.

elevating 

To raise or lift (something) up to a higher position, or to be high and feel like you're on a whole new level mentally.
"Elevating to a higher echelon!"
elevating by Inferno Thor October 4, 2019

Minor elevation paranoia 

Fear of elevations greater than half an inch, less than 3 inches.
I have minor elevation paranoia... omg is that a Crack in the road!? someone could trip...

elevatio 

the deliciously naughty act of giving a man a blowjob while riding on an elevator
Both he and she had sly grins on their faces after getting off the elevator - her smile was adorned with a bit of pale white fluid! Elevatio!!!
elevatio by SuperGenius311 May 25, 2013

nipple elevation 

–noun the preferred angle at which the nipple juts from the breast - the ideal being a classic 90°. Many favour the contempary upward angling, however there is consensus that a nipple elevation factor of -45° if frowned upon in modern society, however there are many african tribes where this degree of droopage is highly sought after.
"I say, look at the nipple elevation on those"

"why, you could hang you coat on those sir"

"indeed sir, those are not dissimimlar to Scammel Wheel Nuts"
nipple elevation by webbo1973 October 29, 2009